PORN!!!! HERE!!!!!
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Don't you just love it when some user who seems to do nothing but post porn, with the nice thingie that converts all text into Russian, adds you as a friend even though you NEVER post any pictures, let alone porn. (Unless you count the anime on the icon. I didn't design it.) Maybe he wants me to pay for his porn. Nah, his stuff is pretty standard (read: BORING) stuff that wouldn't get me going even if I did have internet outside of a PUBLIC library.

So let's all give a big round of applause for vchats , for giving us a real good example of internet stupidity!

- Troy

And it just took me 3 tries to get that journal link right. Have I mentioned before how much I hate what Mickey did with the settings on this journal? Cause this couldn't possibly have anything to do with my low level of computer literacy......

Girls and Latin
Troy
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I went looking around on the matchmaking site that we generally use for taking quizzes and, after bitching about how it keeps showing me this woman with a HUGE forhead as a potential match, I came across another woman who looked interesting and HER WHOLE PROFILE IS IN LATIN!!! Awesome! I could only read a little of it, but I found it intriguing, especially since she doesn't even have Latin listed as one of the languages she speaks.

I shall have to check back on this one!

- Troy


I did
Troy
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Mmm, yep. I added my icon here. I need to go take more pictures for uploading. Oh yeah, lost the memory stick so can't download pics at the library. I guess that means I'm going to have to go get coffee at the internet place more. Or I could just drop the $15 for a new stick. And find some other excuse to go out for coffee.....

- Troy


UPDATE: Wow! I found the "previous" and "next" links for going back further through friends' entries! It was up near the top of the page.

Mickey did the layout on this journal. Pleez cans I haev kill buttins?

Huh?
Tasuki
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For some reason I can't go back farther than the last 10 entries on my friends page. This means I can't even get back to the last entry I made here to remember what I wrote about. (Okay, I could go through "recent entries" but I want to be able to read it on my friends page!)

Have I mentioned before that computers and me don't exactly get along?

- Troy

Does this journal still work?
Tasuki
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I was going through the head closet and came across this journal. Well, not really. I came across some memories of Moloka'i, which brought some comments by the headmates about how I seem to have some of his traits.  What do you expect? I ate him!

Cannibalism.  It's not for the weak-stomached!

- Troy


Boys and "Playground Rules"
Tasuki
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(Cross-Posted to [info]20splinters)

So I found this from the other  morning, written out on an envelope in a script so tiny and precise it might have well have been typeset:

7:15 am

11/08/2009

Troy & Gage just got into a fight. Over a girl. Mickey's been known to get a little jealous over one of his paramours seeming to like one of the rest of us better, but Gage isn't like that. Gage seems upset because Troy doesn't want to share this one at all. I don't understand why Gage is so upset though, since Troy doesn't even have a date with her yet.

This is why I prefer to remain a child. Kid's don't have to worry about this silly stuff. I just play my video games, crack the systems, hack the game if I feel like it, and do long division and calculus in my head to keep the body awake while somebody else drives on road trips.

- Analyst

Strange, he didn't sign it “the Analyst.” Of course as I finished typing that, I got the distinct impression of him looking up from sitting cross-legged, face awash with the bluish sheen of his computer screen (I recently remade his Sims character to have those pale blue high lights!), as always, and quietly but firmly saying, “I have no need of your numbers. I don't care if I have any power in here.” He's referring to that numerology stuff I calculated out – badly! - a couple weeks ago. He's happy just to have a game to play and hack. I need to get around to making him an icon one of these days.

In case people are wondering what's going on between me and Gage over that girl, it's just a little case of “I saw her first.” I just want the chance to get to know her and ask her out on my own, no interference from headmates. It was only a few minor words between Gage and me. He understands and isn't upset anymore. It's basic “playground rules” in here, at least among us boys. Gage and I get along well, and we'd rather not get into a fight, especially over a girl that he didn't even seem interested in until he sensed that she was “off limits” to him. And I'll get around to asking her out when I get to it. Right now, there's a lot of far more important stuff that needs to get done first. Like for instance getting out of this Hell hole. Between the landlord's failure to do upkeep on the place and the drunk/drug addict housemates, I'd be embarrassed to bring anybody here even after I gave my room a thorough cleaning! So that means coming up with enough money for at least first month's rent and deposit somewhere else. Back burner for anything relating to sex and dating! (Except for the little day dreams and fantasies as I'm winding down to sleep. Not giving those up! ;-) )


–  Troy

 


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Tasuki
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My god! The icons on here suck! At least half of the icons on just about all of our journals suck! And neither Gretchen nor the Analyst even have icons, yet we still have Moloka'i's on here. Stupid.

Dowloading images from LJ, photobucket, and anywhere else [in]appropriate.

And staring at icons of a couple people who are body friends that also happen to be very hot....

- Troy


Because People Asked
Tasuki
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Sorry for the lack of colored text to show who's writing instantly. Got internet at home now, but it's with a TV for a monitor, which causes not only resolution issues, but also for some reason only does internet in b/w 90 % of the time, so I can't tell what's my chosen orange. Okay, got it fixed at library computer. Have I mentioned before how much I hate this layout that Mickey set up on here?

Anyway, I mentioned something a week or so ago in 
20splinters  about doing stuff that a female body's not supposed to be able to do, but my headmates insisted that I not write it out fully from a public internet place like the library I was at. no such issue here!

Stuff like this happens generally only when I'm half asleep, I guess because I'm too aware of the body's gender when I'm awake, and there's just certain stuff like manners that while I ignore quite a few, sorry, but rubbing up against some one when you're horny, especially if they might still be asleep, is just something that I think men should be shot for. But I have been known to do it a time or few when I'm half-asleep.

So the body's still sort of in a relationship with a bisexual male body, and a couple months ago he crawled into bed with me when I was asleep. I sort of woke up, curled up against his back, and started having erotic dreams. He kind of half-woke me, said he could feel me about to penetrate his ass and told me to go ahead.  So I went ahead and fucked him up the ass, got both of us off. This body, being female,  is not supposed to be capable of that., but we both felt it.

I make no claims of understanding science or magic or knowing proper procedure for proving anything. I just go with my gut instincts mainly, or what feels good when the moments right for that. Take that and make whatever you want of it.

- Troy

mud
Tasuki
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I am having one of those days where I wonder why I even bothered to get up. Or why the human race ever bothered evolving. Back into the trees! No, wait! Back even further! Belly down and back into the primordial ooze with all of us!!!

(Maybe if we try going through the evolutionary process again something worthwhile will exist instead of humans. I really hate counting myself as one of them some days.)

-Troy


Calmer Now
Tasuki
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Just knowing that some things are going to get handled today removes a lot of stress I wasn't even aware that I was carrying.  Joey brought me up to date on plans to go pick up stuff last night, and my initial reactions apparently scared her.  I wanted to go over there with a crow bar in my hand, and was thinking this, and she asked me to notice how I start moving when I think thoughts like that.  Apparently I move like a very high level martial artist, fast yet perfectly balanced silent steps, shoulders tensed to be able to throw a maximum  force blow at an instant's notice, eyes lethally focused and looking for any threat, face set in a fully aggressive expression.  I'm not afraid of this guy, and I think he knows it.  Really hates dealing with me, gets the hell out of my way most of the time.  I am not dangerous to the general population, but if you threaten this body or hit a kid in front of me, I will go full psych ward on you! Yes, I am very very protective of children.  I do not like to be touched, but when a little girl ran into me a few weeks ago, the headmates noticed that I didn't get pissed off like I do when an adult accidentally bumps me. Children are still learning their way around this world and can be hurt in ways that they do not understand.

A few lines from a song:
"You think they're joking, you have to go provoking him, I think it's high time you found out." That's from "Half-Jack" by Dresden Dolls. I have been purposely not getting back on the bipolar meds, because I don't want to risk the possibility that they would inhibit me from going full psycho raging if it is necessary. Let the situation clear up, and I'll start back on them the next day.

- Troy

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